Oh my god! The latest from Bryanboy!

Sorry if I haven't posted in a long time. I saw this really hilarious video from one of my favorite blogs, Bryanboy.




Check it out!

Paris Hilton's Latest Video: Stars Are Blind

I got this from Bryanboy.com



Lyrics:

i dont mind spending sometime just hanging here w/ you
cuz i dont fuck too many guys that treat me like you do
those other guys that wanna take me for a ride, but when i walk or talk its suicide
some people never get beyond this stupid pride but you can see that we will meet inside and im satisfied, oh no-o-o

chorus:
even tho the guys are crazy, even tho the stars are blind, if you show me real love baby ill show you mi-i-ine.
i can make it nice and naughty meet the devil and angel too, gotta heat and soul (?) lets see what this love can do, maybe im perfect for you.


i could be your confidont, just one of your girlfriends, but i know that's not what you want, if tomorrow if the world ends.
why shouldnt we be w/ the one we really love, now tell me who have u been dreamin of, i am not alone oh no-o-o

chorus:
even tho the guys are crazy, even tho the stars are blind, if you show me real love baby ill show you mi-i-ine.
i can make it nice and naughty meet the devil and angel too, gotta heat and soul (?) lets see what this love can do, maybe im perfect for you.

excuse me for feeling this moment is critical and maybe feeling we could get physical oh no-o-no-no

chorus:
even tho the guys are crazy, even tho the stars are blind, if you show me real love baby ill show you mi-i-ine.
i can make it nice and naughty meet the devil and angel too, gotta heat and soul (?) lets see what this love can do, maybe im perfect for you.

Ashlee's looking pretty

I love Nicole's YSL Muse bag

It's such a nice color!

Bryanboy is handing out Shu Uemura Goodie Bags

All you need to do is visit his blog and fill out the survey. Look at all these Shu Uemura skincare goodies!! My oh my!

Girls Aloud - Biology

InsideMyBag.com

I found this gem of a website via Blogexplosion. It's interesting to see what people carry with them on a daily basis. What's inside your handbag?

How can someone carry this much cash with them? I cannot possibly see myself carry over $30 let alone carry about 1,100 euros!



Visit http://www.insidemybag.com. It's run by the patron saint of materialism and the new-moneyed classless bitch from hell named Bryanboy.

Summer Soles

I found this on one of my favorite blogs, www.bryanboy.com.

Lookie lookie at what I got in the mail yesterday. My friends at Summer Soles sent me a shitload of their fabulous stay-dry liners. I love how I get sent some goodies in the mail. Celebrities love swag... and since I'm a celebrity (hahahaha delusional cunt, that's me), I love swag too!

Don't you just dread the feeling of sweaty feet? Let's face it, not everyone in this planet got dry feet. I know at least a handful of boys and girls out there (like me) who got sweaty feet. There's this girl who I know and she hated wearing thongs because her feet get so sweaty she constantly had to wipe her feet using tissue paper in between bathroom breaks so her toes won't look icky.

Summer Soles are discreet peel and stick fabric liners designed specifically for stay-dry comfort in sandals, flip flops and almost all closed shoe fashions – are sure to become a style staple for those who don’t want to smack, slip or squish their way through the season.



These one-of-a-kind removable peel-and-stick fabric strips provide edge-to-edge shoe coverage, are completely removable with no sticky residue, and, for women come in a variety of color and fabric options (“Suede Softness” and “Ultra-Absorbent”) or, for men, “Ultra-Absorbent” fabric in the classic colors black and chocolate brown. They accommodate up to ladies size 11 and men’s size 12 - simply snip the heel to size, peel and place.

I test-drove these liners on my my sky-high satin Lanvin cone heels that I got a few months ago. I haven't used them yet because I'm saving them for halloween... the only time where it's perfectly acceptable for a 17-year old boy like me to go drag without humiliating himself in public.



Summer Soles' stay-dry liners are THE END of squishy feet. Because I'm fabulous and you are, too, Summer Soles offers a 10% discount to ALL Bryanboy.com readers. To get your exclusive discount, you MUST enter the promo code BRYANBOY upon check-out and you must use the link below to purchase them. Feel free to pass this along to anyone that you know. For more information about Summer Soles, click the link below.

http://www.bryanboy.com/summersoles

Remember... you won't get the discount if you don't use that link or enter the promo code upon check-out. Summer Soles ships worldwide and offers $3 shipping wherever you are in the world.

Jessica Simpson = White Trash

Jessica Simpson is the next Britney Spears. Yuck!